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All Homo


12/01/2023 Click here for Spotify, Apple Music, or Youtube. “All Homo” is my 64th official release and has two tracks. This song is edgy edutainment that sarcastically and menacingly stands on the side of the gay community by assuming their position and retaliating through comedy, science, and dissent. The song was self-recorded and produced by Keyano while the beats are by Ken Yama. The cover art was made by Gigzlogo from Fiverr.


I talk about this blog post and other updates in the latest Sunday update here:



This is the last of the remakes from “The Chalice Mixtape.” The hook on “say you love me” is sarcastic just to be clear. I’m taking the perspective of a homosexual. When I went out to California in 2013/14 I coached surfed on a lot of couches and it was at a lot of gay men that put me up and took care of me. They were disappointed but it was always plutonic. It was a good experience and I am very thankful to have met such outstanding people.


To be clear, I don’t like how hip-hop says no homo. It’s derisive and a tell. Saying no homo implies being homo is wrong, cuz I don’t want to be gay, that’s terrible. If you don’t think being gay is wrong or negative, why would you correct yourself when you say something seemingly gay. Like who cares, let them think you, it’s, or whatever is gay.


This comes from a childhood growing up where boys would try to out gay eachother and we all thought it was funny. You know what goes on in locker rooms. I actually got to the point I told my friends I would say the gayest shit possible and just say “no homo” after, because it cancels it out. That’s the whole point of “no homo” right?


“I love the way clock feels in my ass, no homo.” Or “I love how seamen tastes, pause.” See saying that caveat doesn’t make me the statement any less gay, it just means you don’t want to look gay. Saying “no homo” doesn’t make you not gay, it just means you’re homophobic. You say “no homo” because you fear being a homo. I say all homo because although I’m not gay, I don’t care if I look gay or you think I’m gay because it’s not bad, wrong, or negative.


According to the research, the aggression that homophobes feel is likely because they’re suppressing homosexual tendencies. I talk about this in the song about how there are experiments where they wrap your penis to see if it girth grows watching homosexual porn. They found the more aggresive individuals toward homosexuality had the biggest growth, meaning they were suppressing their homosexual feelings.


The only real place gays are rejected is in religion specifically Christianity. The Bible says nothing about being gays especially in early translations. Seeing gay as wrong and bad is a midevil idea turned contemporary republican Christian conservative belief in America. In history Gayness has been accepted by many cultures across history, from the ancient Greeks to Native Americans.


Animals are gay. It’s usually like 5% of the popualtion if I had to guess. Like giraffes have a high percentage of homosexual behaviors. This is just how nature works.


As far as scientists are concerned, Alfred Kinsey saw homosexuality as a spectrum from 0 to 6. I told my best friend in high school it would be a lot easier if we were lovers but we couldn’t get our dicks hard enough to fuck each other in the ass, and pussy feels amazing, so we both dated girls. He’s married now. It’s reasons like this I wish I were gay, but I’m not.


Like I said, in the “what now” release, I’m OK with pretending to suck a homophobe’s dick to make them regret their decisions. I say “say you love me, you faggot“ in the first track because if they’re demeaning gay people, they’re more likely to be a closeted homosexual, then someone who accepts their existence.


Lyrics:


Say You Love Me:


I love rappers talking about being oppressed

That turn right around and treat gay people as less

This life you lead is the saddest

Hold me down, I know madness

Look I’ll take on the malice

Just say you love me you faggot


I love rappers talking about being oppressed

That turn right around and treat gay people as less

This life you lead is the saddest

Hold me down, I know madness

Look I’ll take it...

If you say you love me you faggot


Look I don’t mind if you think that I’m gay

It don’t really affect me in the slightest anything you say


All they see is dude’s stunt’n, All I see is dude’s frontin

This is the gayest genre of music, this shit really is something


The whole genre of music

Will degrade you as a human

Hope to leave you ruined

If they think you’ve sucked a dude’s dick


When they like fuck bitches, I just wanna be rich

There's definitely not something wrong with the way that I live

I must really hate women cuz a fuck is all that I give

And then in my songs all I really talk about is my dick


LIke ride on it, slide on it, lick on it, fuck it

Validate yourself with my dick by how you suck it


But on the real, hear your music is just like your dick

like holy shit your big, what you do to get it in?

I’m such a little bitch, guess someone should take a hint

Baby girl, remind me, why do I do this shit again?


I love rappers talking about being oppressed

That turn right around and treat gay people as less

This life you lead is the saddest

Hold me down, I know madness

Look I’ll take on the malice

Just say you love me you faggot


I love rappers talking about being oppressed

That turn right around and treat gay people as less

This life you lead is the saddest

Hold me down, I know madness

Look I’ll take it...

If you say you love me you faggot


Look I know we’re homies

And you’re not homophobic

So It’s the gay pride parade today

You should suck my dick to show support for it


I’m serious, I mean it, go straight for his penis

Then I’mma talk about this brain because I am a genius


I know you think it’s gross to think bout women ovulate

Why would you take pussy when you could get a dude to squirt in your face


But I know you hate dick cuz gay men make you puke

But You just shouldn’t deep throat that far, it’s absurd


If I have to hear another line about your amazing graces

I’m seriously gonna suck your dick til you’re red in the face then


Take you out to dinner, bring you back to my place when

I’mma make you watch videos of victims of getting wasted


Columbine, the Orlando shooting by Omar Mateen

Look at these atrocities, suck a dick for equality


My girl is never gonna call me

She’s probably wondering what is wrong with me


At least I’m not homophobic

Or some chauvinistic prick


I love rappers talking about being oppressed

That turn right around and treat gay people as less

This life you lead is the saddest

Hold me down, I know madness

Look I’ll take on the malice

Just say you love me you faggot


I love rappers talking about being oppressed

That turn right around and treat gay people as less

This life you lead is the saddest

Hold me down, I know madness

Look I’ll take it...

If you say you love me you faggot


YEAH,

All homo,



What You Frontin For?:


Have you ever read the scientific literature on it?

Do you even know what a thesis is?

Site one reference

No?

Okay


Then I Don’t give a


Fuck what you think

I got a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Fuck what you think

I got a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Look, coast-to-coast

you got all these bros

Pause’n when at large they're the cause for the woes


The hate and discrimination

Of children on the playground

When you say no homo you’re saying that’s not okay now


To have the same love

Say your gay and you get judged

I don’t give a fuck,

All homo, yo, one love


Alll these rappers do is front

Don’t know really what they want

Insecure so they taunt

When moonlight in their thoughts

Afraid of their feelings

Thinking men are appealing

Their feeling of penis envy

I’ll tell ya, is a real thing


Bitch I know you wanna fuck me, cum on cuz

Damn you’d be so lucky to suck deez nuts


Fuck what you think

I got a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Fuck what you think

I got a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Cheers everyone, to not giving a fuck

Let’s all burn it up, make global warming what it was

The red, white, and blue, take’n lead and take’n charge

Grab’um by the pussy you can do it when you’re a star


Like the greatest ever, we know you think you are

I don’t need a thesis I spit the facts in art,

Research, reason, logic all part of that

This the written evidence, call’em artifacts


There’s psychological experiments

Where men fear to get erect

They wrap your penis first

Then measure the girth

Have you watch gay porn to see grow

And the results of this are interesting wouldn't you know


All the men who got more erect

Were homophobic about the sex

They couldn’t deal with the frustration

of really wanting men


Hit me up on Twitter, tweet something homophobic

It says that you wanna suck my dick and you ain’t afraid to show it, bitch


Fuck what you think

I got a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Fuck what you think

I got a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Cheers everyone, To not giving a fuck

Let’s all burn it up, make global warming what it was

The red, white, and blue, take’n lead and take’n charge

Grab’um by the pussy you can do it when you’re a star


Fuck what you think

I have a college degree

Like pussy money and weed

A good girl’s what I need


But I'll make you uncomfortable

Be like Cliff Huxtable

Give you something foreign

Just to see what you’re fronting for


Uh,


Some people look at what is and ask why?

I look at what isn’t and ask, why not?

If you don’t watch the news you’re uninformed

If you do watch the news you’re misinformed

So forget what to think about

Question Why you think and how to think about it

But yea, for real, you finish that drink?

Let’s get outta here


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